H: Your daughter is BF's with the coaches daughter so all year long, you can't say anything about anything or risk upsetting everything in your kids world

H: Having your wife begging you to sit down when a dad on the opposite team heckles your kids like the school boy bully he still has trapped inside.

H: Seeing an imminent mid-ice collision coming full speed at your youngster and sitting there with a butt pucker at the crushing she's going to take

Funny, but we have a DM here and she's like 3 times a week, 7 months a year. It's intense.