Hey, funny girl--on the bright side, you're one of the very few Medium writers I see that still has decent clap/comment numbers.

On the other hand, I was partly disappointed by your disease. I thought this was headed to a faint recollection of a random hook-up that left you preggers. Not sure if that's better or worse.

Hopefully, you will heal up soon. I'm no expert but hear that a good turmeric-lemon-apple cider vinegar libation cures everything! Make it fun, call Sasha over and tell her you need to get plastered, then serve her some of the concoction. Laughter actually does heal, so there's that.