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…’s not that I hate dresses or anything. I can really get behind a casual summer shift. Throw it on, lube up in the inner thigh meat, so it doesn’t chafe while walking the dog, and get on with your life, man — that’s my motto.
It’s Been Years Since I’ve Worn a Matching Pair of Socks
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Lindsay Rae Brown
Arpad Nagy
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Aug 6, 2021
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Shortlisted for 2024 Northwind Writing Award in NF/Fiction. New owner of First Line Fiction. Editor @ The Memoirist, AoE, Book Cafe, Short Place, Kitchen Tales.
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