Lol!! I began reading this to my wife and daughter at the table, after supper. I smartened up enough to read ahead after Q1. I snot bubble laughed my way through the rest. The ending was choice though. The girls laughed and my wife asked, “who are you reading?”
“One of three funniest writers on Medium. She’s great!”
Daughter-“a woman is one of the funniest writers? That’s cool!”
Me- “all three of the funniest are women. They are brilliant and crazy but so funny.”
We can be best friends.