them; world peace achieved (the Belgians and Dutch will probably protest, but the British will secretly love the cheese-eating surrender monkeys getting their comeupp…r of Generation X, the actions I would take on my first day in office would make the risk worth it. First, I would link the salaries of teachers, first responders, writers, booksellers, and librarians to that of the highest-paid quarterback in the NFL. Second, I would launch a nuclear strike on Paris and then tell Russia, China, North Korea, and Iran that if I’ll do that to our friends, imagine what I would do to them; world peace achieved (the Belgians and Dutch will probably protest, but the British will secretly love the cheese-eating surrender monkeys getting their comeuppance).
