LOL. I had my bro and his Japanese wife over for supper. I made a nice soup, a proper soup. The clod lift the bowl and slurps and suckles. Like the thing was a saggy tit. I watched a minute. Looked at my mother who's eyes turned to little slits of disgust and hatred. My wife's were the size of walnuts.

I said to him. "Wtf are doing? Spoon. Silent. Civilized. Idiot."

Dingleberry replies. "That's how you eat soup in Japan. Loud slurping is a compliment to the chef."

"You're not in Japan and you're not having Japanese soup. Smarten the fuck up. Idiot."

Yeesh. Too long. Sorry. Triggered. You forgot the TW.