LOL, this reminds me of my Godfather ( a former-almost Catholic priest.) when I was with him as he was buying a new car. Enraged at the last minute add-on pricing, he tore up the invoice in front of the salesman saying, "You skin your mother and turn her into a purse just to find her last nickel"

Old John was a gem! You should have heard him torture the young home-care nurse on her weekly visits!!