My wife is whisperer. In our house, with just us three, she'll whisper anything she needs to say about anyone outside of the house if could taken as gossip or insult.

But you know who was the worst? Jay fucking Leno. Besides being a condescending, arrogant asshat, every damn joke would start with him going tiptoes, chest out then retreating in size and volume for the punch line. It made want to punch him in the giant chin. "What was the punchline, you moron?"