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As I review a long, misspent life and all the times I’ve almost died horribly — and there have been a shocking number, considering my lifelong commitment to self-preservation — a surprising proportion have stemmed from my propensity to bed any enthusiastic female within reach.

Werner and the Alchemist
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Patrick Metzger

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Arpad Nagy
Arpad Nagy

Written by Arpad Nagy

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Shortlisted for 2024 Northwind Writing Award in NF/Fiction. New owner of First Line Fiction. Editor @ The Memoirist, AoE, Book Cafe, Short Place, Kitchen Tales.

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