Thank you! I do know, and I confidently imagine your accent to be as bright and lively as you are.

I need translation on "Pommie"

If dinner is supper, then what do you call dinner (our lunch) and if tea is also dinner, then what do you call, having tea?

The lobsters and pineapples came from an Aussie webpage for local lingo.

Sprogs are kids

and I have been chided about ever arriving in Aus and ordering a Foster's. Anywhere. Ever.

I'm thrilled you enjoyed the story, and as for writing--just try!