That's wild. Bringing coffee to service. I don't know about you, but after Mass, I am about as starved as if I missed four meals and hadn't a drop of water in a week. The "power fast" happens without fail. I once suggested to my wife, like you, raised Catholic and schooled by Nuns, to sneak in a bottle of water. She was so horrified by my suggestion, she bypassed the scorn, the lecture and went straight to the eyes saying, "Don't you ever do that to me unless you want the next Mass you attend to be your funeral."