The fishing is a requirement for where you live-points but not overwhelming. The dark humor? Married to a green-eyed, redhead (how often does just stare at you-oof!) that humor is charm and honey in the tea for a woman like you.

The cooking. A chef, willing to sacrifice so much essential pleasure in food to accommodate your diet=hero. Big, swinging dick, alpha hero lol.

My wife's niece kept refining her diet until she too went completely vegan and sugar free. When Bren told me they were coming for dinner, I think I cried a little. You man kills it!