Well now I’ve got to read these grandma stories. I just read aloud the gum chewing lyric to my 88 yr old mother in law with my gum chewing wife on the couch next to us. (I’m forever complaining about her gum chewing) Mama Bear chuckled and said “that’s right, gum chewing is not a lady like habit” Haha!! I win, wifey! Pro tip-don’t point and laugh at your wife.